Greeting from the Blotters Blog Horrorscope.
May you have a week of affluence that is copiously full of opulence!
Please remember that this is all in good fun.
Pisces
February 20 - March 20
Oh what bountiful luck! For Pisces your day is going to be so fetch.
Todays light will be one that is Famished like a starved dog
Your night will be Hell will come for you another day
Yesterdays moon was one that was New
One day your lucky numbers will win a lottery. 53, 52, 42, 67, 55, 2, 6
Aries
March 21 - April 20
Oh what sweet luck! For Aries your day is going to be grave.
Todays light will be one that is Haunting like a bad B grade movie that will never be a cult classic
Your night will be a day when The Swamp Hag has ditched you on your date and
left you with the very large bill
Yesterdays moon was one that was Spooky like a cheesy family friendly Halloween cartoon
Lucky numbers are such a tricky thing! Yet yours appear to be 55, 38, 62, 14, 63, 21, 32
Taurus
April 21 - May 21
The bees have whispered their song to the Sun and Sky!
Today Taurus your day will be full of the fury of the ages!
Todays light will be one that is full of finding out
Your night will be terribly full of stress
Yesterdays moon was one that was willfully ignorant
Your lucky numbers are probably going to be 43, 52, 83, 49, 81, 29, 17
but who is to know for sure?
Gemini
May 22 - June 21
Your day looks like it's going to be lost in translation. Better luck next time Gemini!
Todays light will be one that is One of revenge
Your night will be rainy with a chance of unicorns
Yesterdays moon was one that was Famished because it needs sustenance
What is this? But numbers of luck!
They are said to be 19, 32, 23, 99, 25, 10, 71
Cancer
June 22 - July 22
Such a day Cancer is going to have! The gods weep for you.
Todays light will be one that is Hungry like the wolf
Your night will be rainy with a chance of dragons
Yesterdays moon was one that was Full of gas
Numbers of fortune! Numbers of Woe!
Listen here before you go! 43, 68, 97, 74, 86, 99, 18
Leo
July 23 - August 22
You are going to have a day of Heaven! So good luck with that and all it entails Leo!
Todays light will be one that is Good like your favorite drink for a hot summer day.
Your night will be swampy with many frogs
Yesterdays moon was one that was Bountiful
Your lucky numbers are said to be by the sky and the stars that soar in it.
23, 6, 41, 7, 26, 17, 14
Virgo
August 23 - September 23
Oh what heart wrenching luck! For Virgo your day is going to be less then fetch.
Todays light will be one that is Hell with the want of things you will never be able to forget
Your night will be Spooky
Yesterdays moon was one that was regretting it's actions
Hark! Your lucky numbers scream that they are here for you!
They scream that they are 83, 19, 18, 80, 88, 5, 22
Libera
September 24- October 23
Congratulations Libera! Your day is looking like rainy with a chance of unicorns! Isn't that a gas?
Todays light will be one that is Good like the decisions you haven't made
Your night will be cursing the elders
Yesterdays moon was one that was Envy of a kitten taking a nap in the warm sunbeam
The Sun and the Moon have whispered to thee,
your lucky numbers are said to be 49, 41, 71, 6, 72, 82, 54
Ophiuchus
November 29 - December 18
By the stars and their light! Ophiuchus your day will start with running from infants
and is going to be a day to remember.
Todays light will be one that is Sharp and sporky
Your night will be Cold as the coldest heart of the most wretched soul you know.
Yesterdays moon was one that was Invisible
Your lucky numbers are said to be 10, 96, 98, 16, 60, 85, 75
Scorpio
October 24 - November 22
Congratulations Scorpio! Your day is like it is going to swampy with many frogs!
Things couldn't be any better, right?
Todays light will be one that is Bright like a hamster
Your night will be full of finding out
Yesterdays moon was one that was Harvested like the souls of the damned
The wind and the tress have whispered that your lucky numbers are to be 97, 62, 10, 2, 57, 44, 71 !
Sagittarius
November 23 - December 21
Oh what good luck! For Sagittarius your day is going to be so fetch.
Todays light will be one that is Dull like a spoon
Your night will be eaten by squirrels
Yesterdays moon was one that was doubled like a shot of espresso your friend
just kicked back like it was water
Your lucky numbers are said to be 62, 39, 92, 67, 5, 17, 85.
Better luck next time!
Capricorn
December 22 - January 20
Congratulations Capricorn! Your day is going to be Fearful! Isn't that a gas?
Todays light will be one that is Hell with the want of things you will never be able to forget
Your night will be Fearful as a new born kitten. Spitting and hissing at the world.
Yesterdays moon was one that was Smooth like a new born booty
Be happy! Your lucky numbers are said to be 5, 59, 41, 83, 72, 20, 12
Aquarius
January 21 - February 19
The goddess has granted Aquarius a day of ravenous & lustful!
The earth shakes and trembles with your news.
Todays light will be one that is Invisible like a jet
Your night will be a day when The Swamp Hag was watching you
Yesterdays moon was one that was Devoured by mice
Your lucky numbers are said to be 78, 17, 72, 86, 52, 20, 3.
But you don't have to take our word for it.
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