Once found, twice lost. The soverings
keep... Right side then left.
Watch your feet.
With kindest regards,
The Translator
Haute couture and snooty writing abounds in this quaint and creepy blog of announcements, town gossip, horror scopes and other works regarding fictional people, beings and places.
December 4, 2017
November 6, 2017
Artsy Fartsy
It's an artsy-fartsy who-ninny. Yes a
who-ninny.
No, not a whoo-digity. Please catch up with the times.
With kindest regards,
The Translator
October 13, 2017
13th
How the bold crawl towards them to discover the mysteries they might tell.
Yet none return.
Happy Friday the 13th!
Because, why not?
With
kindest regards,
The
Translator
October 2, 2017
September 4, 2017
Rocks
Rock of ages.
Rock for the ages.
Rocks
fall, everyone dies.
With kindest regards,
The Translator
August 7, 2017
Once
Once upon a time there were things. And
then there were wings. Sadly they were not one and the same.
Later
came the fangs and then the tails. Yet again they were not with the
things or anything else.
Once the plants came so to did
awareness. Unfortunately awareness came to all prior things as well.
Thus did the plants weep with having to hear all the prior things
complain.
With kindest regards,
The Translator
July 3, 2017
Squick
One squick, two squick... Ick ick
ick... New kink found?
With kindest regards,
The Translator
June 5, 2017
Snoot
All hail the great snoot-moot! For they
have the best doctors and health insurance known to the land of
snoots. They also wish to mention that the great snoot-moot potluck
will occur on the seventh tuning of the 13th worm of the heavens.
With kindest regards,
The Translator
May 1, 2017
Burn
Burning, burning, twisting,
turning.
Fiery hot sauce and the midnight oil.
Waists laid low
and enemies concord.
Worms feast.
With kindest regards,
The Translator
April 1, 2017
The Blotters Blog of the Odd Occorance
The Blotters Blog of the Odd
Occurrence
A reinvigorated version of the blog that was, with new
and active twists and tails to come.
Always updates on the thirteenth of
each month.
Always updates on the First Monday.
Additional occurrences as available. Pending moon
cycles, mercury in retrograde and other particularly otherworldly
occurrences.
The Translator posts from the city of the beautiful river
near our neighbors to the north. As such, weather predictions can never
be trusted. Mercury will always be in retrograde and the consulate is
looking for insolent coworkers.
More to come, perhaps.
With kindest regards,
The Translator
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