Greeting from the Blotters Blog Horrorscope.
May you have a week of affluence that is copiously full of opulence!
Please remember that this is all in good fun.
Pisces
February 20 - March 20
The light that shines upon you is hungry.
As the sun is juggled by the clouds so to will your day as The Swamp Hag was watching you.
Your lucky numbers are said to be 22, 58, 78, 82, 99, 14, 35 by the sky and the stars that soar in it.
A quote for your week.
“No matter how subtle the wizard, a knife between the shoulder blades will seriously cramp his style.”
― Steven Brust, Jhereg
Aries
March 21 - April 20
The light that shines upon you is wanting.
Weep for Aries! For their day is to be cursing the elders.
Lucky numbers are such a tricky thing!
Yet yours appear to be 21, 83, 72, 96, 1, 26, 35
A quote for your week.
“There could have never been two hearts so open, no tastes so similar, no feelings so in unison, no countenances so beloved. Now they were as strangers; nay, worse than strangers, for they could never become acquainted. It was a perpetual estrangement.”
― Jane Austen, Persuasion
Taurus
April 21 - May 21
The light that shines upon you is lustful.
Forsooth Taurus! Woe to thoughts that cross your path as your day will be good!
Your lucky numbers are 28, 36, 37, 42, 52, 66, 79
A quote for your week.
As Cuvier could correctly describe a whole animal by the contemplation of a single bone, so the observer who has thoroughly understood one link in a series of incidents should be able to accurately state all the other ones, both before and after."
-The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes
Gemini
May 22 - June 21
The light that shines upon you is bright.
Such a shame SIGN! Your day looks like it's going to be foggy. Better luck next time!
Be aware! Your lucky numbers are 5, 22, 30, 41, 53, 68, 73
A quote for your week.
"Winwood Reade is good upon the subject," said Holmes. "He remarks that, while the individual man is an insoluble puzzle, in the aggregate he becomes a mathematical certainty. You can, for example, never foretell what any one man will do, but you can say with precision what an average number will be up to. Individuals vary, but percentages remain constant. So says the statistician." - The Sign of the Four
"Good old Watson! You are the one fixed point in a changing age. There's an east wind coming all the same, such a wind as never blew on England yet. It will be cold and bitter, Watson, and a good many of us may wither before its blast. But it's God's own wind none the less, and a cleaner, better, stronger land will lie in the sunshine when the storm has cleared."
-The Return of Sherlock Holmes
Cancer
June 22 - July 22
The light that shines upon you is invisible.
The bees have whispered their song to the Sun and Sky!
Today Cancer your day will be Heaven!
No more waiting with baited breath as Your lucky numbers are 16, 45, 46, 48, 49, 60, 85
A quote for your week.
“It is well known…that the military historian is at his best when giving the names of field officers who fell in battle, and at his worst when attempting to explain the reason for the general officer to have made a certain decision at a certain time.”
― Steven Brust, The Paths of the Dead
Leo
July 23 - August 22
The light that shines upon you is doubled.
The goddess has granted Leo a day of bad choices!
Be not afraid! For your lucky numbers are as follows! 2, 14, 16, 45, 58, 59, 87
A quote for your week.
“I immediately got six ideas on how to approach it. Once I’d eliminated the ones that would require me to leave the theater, I was left with zero. That was only one fewer than I needed, so that was encouraging.”
― Steven Brust, Lyorn
Virgo
August 23 - September 23
The light that shines upon you is full of envy.
Pity not your luck Virgo! For your day looks like it's going to be swampy with many frogs. Better luck next time!
Your lucky numbers are 6, 7, 14, 15, 30, 41, 52. But you don't have to take our word for it.
Pity not your luck Virgo! For your day looks like it's going to be swampy with many frogs. Better luck next time!
Your lucky numbers are 6, 7, 14, 15, 30, 41, 52. But you don't have to take our word for it.
A quote for your week.
“Makeup Artist: After every night Of entertaining The actors look into the glass. And I always hear The same complaining: Actor: Wrinkles on my face! How did this come to pass? Makeup Artist: They’re always blaming me Which is beastly For none of them can see That I am going through the lotions Trying all the creams Nothing ever works on them it seems. Actors always need To look their finest That is pretty much my goal. But makeup, it’s agreed, It causes dryness”
― Steven Brust, Lyorn
Libera
September 24- October 23
The light that shines upon you is twinkling gently.
The moons will wax and wane but your day will be Spooky.
Hark! Your lucky numbers scream that they are here for you! 1, 17, 36, 42, 48, 72, 96
A quote for your week.
"To Sherlock Holmes she is always the woman. I have seldom heard him mention her under any other name. In his eyes she eclipses and predominates the whole of her sex. It was not that he felt any emotion akin to love for Irene Adler. All emotions, and that one particularly, were abhorrent to his cold, precise but admirably balanced mind. He was, I take it, the most perfect reasoning and observing machine that the world has seen, but as a lover he would have placed himself in a false position. He never spoke of the softer passions, save with a gibe and a sneer. They were admirable things for the observer — excellent for drawing the veil from men's motives and actions. But for the trained reasoner to admit such intrusions into his own delicate and finely adjusted temperament was to introduce a distracting factor which might throw a doubt upon all his mental results. Grit in a sensitive instrument, or a crack in one of his own high-power lenses, would not be more disturbing than a strong emotion in a nature such as his. And yet there was but one woman to him, and that woman was the late Irene Adler, of dubious and questionable memory."
-The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes
Ophiuchus
November 29 - December 18
The light that shines upon you is haunting.
Congratulations Ophiuchus! Your day is going to be a Bountiful! Isn't that a gas?
Look left! Look Right! And here arn't your lucky numbers a sight? Your lucky numbers are 8, 15, 32, 38, 67, 74, 88
A quote for your week.
“Snow, tenderly caught by eddying breezes, swirled and spun in to and out of bright, lustrous shapes that gleamed against the emerald-blazoned black drape of sky and sparkled there for a moment, hanging, before settling gently to the soft, green-tufted plain with all the sickly sweetness of an over-written sentence.”
― Steven Brust, To Reign in Hell
Scorpio
October 24 - November 22
The light that shines upon you is spooky.
The night is your maiden and the sun is the knife that Scorpio will
wield on this day of Cold!
Here, have these NUMBERS as they have been bequeathed unto you.
14, 21, 42, 44, 46, 78, 98
A quote for your week.
“It is only a novel... or, in short, only some work in which the greatest powers of the mind are displayed, in which the most thorough knowledge of human nature, the happiest delineation of its varieties, the liveliest effusions of wit and humour, are conveyed to the world in the best-chosen language”
― Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey
Sagittarius
November 23 - December 21
The light that shines upon you is relaxing.
By the stars and their light! Sagittarius your Haunting day is going to be a delight!
Numbers of fortune! Numbers of Woe! Listen here before you go!
4, 11, 15, 37, 58, 72, 92
A quote for your week.
“Men have invented various names in which to measure distance, and have a certain pleasure in assigning units of one to the other, it is the sense that so many inches toi the spans, and so many spans to the league; in the sense that a league in the Sorannah is almost two leagues within the ancient confines of Seawall, that is, within the barony that once held the city of Dragaera, and, at the time of which we have the honor to write, still held a portion of it; yet. for all of this measurement, it is understood by those who travel and by those who listen to travelers that the meaningful unit by which distance can be measured is time.”
― Steven Brust, The Phoenix Guards
Capricorn
December 22 - January 20
The light that shines upon you is cursing the elders.
Don't worry Capricorn! Today your day is going to be Fearful!
Whispered from the shadows say that your lucky number are today!
50, 12, 20, 26, 57, 68, 88
A quote for your week.
“The creation of powerful magical tools, generally, is the result of one of three things: the desire to impress a lover; an accident while trying to create something else entirely; or a side project created to assist while working toward something considered more significant by the creator.”
― Steven Brust, Hawk
Aquarius
January 21 - February 19
The light that shines upon you is stoned.
Oh dear, Aquarius. Looks like your day is going to be Hell? Such a shame.
The Sun and the Moon have whispered to thee,
your lucky numbers are 12, 24, 25, 27, 38, 48, 86
A quote for your week.
"I consider that a man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose. A fool takes in all the lumber of every sort that he comes across, so that the knowledge which might be useful to him gets crowded out, or at best is jumbled up with a lot of other things, so that he has a difficulty in laying his hands upon it. Now the skillful workman is very careful indeed as to what he takes into his brain-attic. He will have nothing but the tools which may help him in doing his work, but of these he has a large assortment, and all in the most perfect order. It is a mistake to think that this little room has elastic walls and can distend to any extent. Depend upon it, there comes a time when for any addition of knowledge, you forget something that you knew before. It is of the highest importance, therefore, not to have useless facts elbowing out the useful ones."
- A Study in Scarlet a Sherlock Holmes novel
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