Todays Horrorscope for Friday December 20 2024

 

Greeting from the Blotters Blog Horrorscope.

May you have a week of affluence that is copiously full of opulence!

Please remember that this is all in good fun.

Pisces

February 20 - March 20

By the stars and their light! Pisces your bountiful day is going to be a delight!

Your Haunting moon has taken a vacation, please check again later.

The light that shines upon you is fearful of what it might see.

Your lucky numbers are 46, 81, 37, 71, 16, 97, 85

A quote for your week. 

“I am excessively fond of a cottage; there is always so much comfort, so much elegance about them. And I protest, if I had any money to spare, I should buy a little land and build one myself, within a short distance of London, where I might drive myself down at any time, and collect a few friends about me and be happy. I advise everybody who is going to build, to build a cottage.”

 ― Jane Austen, Sense and Sensibility

 

Aries

March 21 - April 20

The night is your maiden and the sun is the knife that Aries will 

wield on this day that the stars have bequeathed unto you!

Pity be what pity is, such a shame that yesterdays Moon was New!

The light that shines upon you is heaven like getting attention from your favorite pet.

Be not afraid! For your lucky numbers are as follows! 39, 87, 41, 46, 60, 50, 21

A quote for your week. 

“All literature consists of whatever the writer thinks is cool. The reader will like the book to the degree that he agrees with the writer about what’s cool.” 

― Steven Brust, The Paths of the Dead

 

Taurus
April 21 - May 21

Forsooth Taurus! Woe to thoughts that cross your path as your day will be cursing the elders!

The Partial moon from yesterday will soon bring forth that with which you seek. Be worried.

The light that shines upon you is flickering gently in the night.

Your lucky numbers are said to be 79, 68, 18, 19, 33, 84, 35 by the sky and the stars that soar in it.

A quote for your week. 

“The last few hours were certainly very painful," replied Anne: "but when pain is over, the remembrance of it often becomes a pleasure. One does not love a place the less for having suffered in it, unless it has been all suffering, nothing but suffering-” 

― Jane Austen, Persuasion

 

 

Gemini
May 22 - June 21

The moons will wax and wane but your day will be a day when The Swamp Hag was watching you.

The Hungry moon from yesterday will soon bring forth that with which you seek. Be warned.

The light that shines upon you is sharp and sporky.

But don't worry, your lucky numbers are 86, 93, 45, 53, 17, 49, 92

A quote for your week. 

“The others followed, and found themselves in a small, stuffy basement, which would have been damp, smelly, close, and dark, were it not, in fact, well-lit, which prevented it from being dark.” 

― Steven Brust, The Phoenix Guards

 

Cancer
June 22 - July 22

Don't worry Cancer! Today your day is going to be running from infants!

Looks like you Lucky Moon for yesterday was Bountiful! Gnarly!

The light that shines upon you is bountiful like the heart.

Congratulations! Your lucky numbers are 43, 19, 72, 57, 14, 34, 82

A quote for your week. 

“And if I find out that I have been singled out for a destiny, I’m going to try even harder to avoid it. If someone or some thing has set me up to be used, then I’m going to go the opposite way, just to mess it up. Do you get that?”

 ― Steven Brust, Lyorn

 

Leo
July 23 - August 22

Your day looks like it's going to be swampy with many frogs. Better luck next time Leo!

Bet you weren't expecting for your lucky moon for yesterday to be Spooky? The horror!

The light that shines upon you is hell with the want of things you will never be able to forget.

One day your lucky numbers will win a lottery. 45, 9, 68, 10, 20, 62, 46

A quote for your week. 

"I have already explained to you that what is out of the common is usually a guide rather than a hindrance. In solving a problem of this sort, the grand thing is to be able to reason backward. That is a very useful accomplishment, and a very easy one, but people do not practice it much. In the everyday affairs of life it is more useful to reason forward, and so the other comes to be neglected. There are fifty who can reason synthetically for one who can reason analytically." 

- A Study in Scarlet a Sherlock Holmes novel

 

Virgo
August 23 - September 23

Oh dear, Virgo. Looks like your day is going to be relaxing? Well, 
things can't get possibly worse, right?
 Bet you weren't expecting for your lucky moon for yesterday to be Famished? 

But maybe things will turn about.

The light that shines upon you is good like the decisions you haven't made.

By the moons and by the seas! Your lucky numbers here they be! 19, 24, 35, 55, 54, 1, 77

A quote for your week. 

"He smiled gently. "It is of the first importance," he cried, "not to allow your judgment to be biased by personal qualities. A client is to me a mere unit, a factor in a problem. The emotional qualities are antagonistic to clear reasoning. I assure you that the most winning woman I ever knew was hanged for poisoning three little children for their insurance-money, and the most repellent man of my acquaintance is a philanthropist who has spent nearly a quarter of a million upon the London poor."

 - The Sign of the Four a Sherlock Holmes novel

Libera

September 24- October 23

Oh what luck! For Libera your day is going to be so rainy with a chance of unicorns.
Hodgepodge and perfect lines. Slimy sneaks and runway models. Yesterdays Moon was Full.

The light that shines upon you is stoned like a 60's college student.
 Be aware! Your lucky numbers are 73, 35, 10, 83, 80, 48, 82

A quote for your week. 

“And all of the late, late-night talks, when you're not stoned, but you're so tired you might as well be, when you just sit there glowing with warmth, and all of those things that you really hope for come out, and you connect with each other on such deep levels that, when you think about it the next day, you wonder if it was real - if the others felt it too.” 

― Steven Brust, The Sun, the Moon, & the Stars

Ophiuchus
November 29 - December 18

These days go by but for today your day is swampy and missing frogs.

The moon is looking like it would have been Empty if not for the clouds hiding it yesterday.

The light that shines upon you is hell with the want of things you will never be able to complete.

Look left! Look Right! And here arn't your lucky numbers a sight? 

Your lucky numbers are 55, 14, 66, 90, 46, 73, 53

A quote for your week. 

“She certainly did not hate him. No; hatred had vanished long ago, and she had almost as long been ashamed of ever feeling a dislike against him, that could be so called. The respect created by the conviction of his valuable qualities, though at first unwillingly admitted, had for some time ceased to be repugnant to her feelings; and it was now heightened into somewhat of a friendlier nature, by the testimony so highly in his favour, and bringing forward his disposition in so amiable a light, which yesterday had produced. But above all, above respect and esteem, there was a motive within her of good will which could not be overlooked. It was gratitude.--Gratitude not merely for having once loved her, but for loving her still well enough, to forgive all the petulance and acrimony of her manner in rejecting him, and all the unjust accusations accompanying her rejection. He who, she had been persuaded, would avoid her as his greatest enemy, seemed, on this accidental meeting, most eager to preserve the acquaintance, and without any indelicate display of regard, or any peculiarity of manner, where their two selves only were concerned, was soliciting the good opinion of her friends, and bent on making her known to his sister. Such a change in a man of so much pride, excited not only astonishment but gratitude--for to love, ardent love, it must be attributed; and as such its impression on her was of a sort to be encouraged, as by no means unpleasing, though it could not exactly be defined.” 

― Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

Scorpio
October 24 - November 22

The goddess has granted Scorpio a day of hell!

Yesterday the Shiny moon will soon bring forth that with which you seek. 

Be sure to double check your lucky numbers.

The light that shines upon you is waxed, smooth and silky.

Your lucky numbers are said to be 49, 36, 45, 93, 14, 81, 70 by the sky and the stars that soar in it.

A quote for your week. 

"Do you know, Watson," said he, "that it is one of the curses of a mind with a turn like mine that I must look at everything with reference to my own special subject. You look at these scattered houses, and you are impressed by their beauty. I look at them, and the only thought which comes to me is a feeling of their isolation and of the impunity with which crime may be committed there."

 -The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes

 

Sagittarius
November 23 - December 21

You are going to have a hot day! So good luck with that Sagittarius!

Yesterday the Invisible moon will soon bring forth that with which you seek. Be asleep.

The light that shines upon you is doubled like a pair of cat eyes.

Hark! Your lucky numbers scream that they are here for you! 20, 72, 14, 57, 7, 98, 46

A quote for your week. 

“They were within twenty yards of each other, and so abrupt was his appearance, that it was impossible to avoid his sight. Their eyes instantly met, and the cheeks of each were overspread with the deepest blush. He absolutely started, and for a moment seemed immoveable from surprise; but shortly recovering himself, advanced towards the party, and spoke to Elizabeth, if not in terms of perfect composure, at least of perfect civility.”

― Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

 

Capricorn
December 22 - January 20

Congratulations Capricorn! Your day is going to be full of the fury of the ages! Isn't that a gas?

Good thing that Yesterdays Moon was Mysterious! 

Or else you might have had to go to work or some other such silly nonsense.

The light that shines upon you is heaven like getting attention from your favorite animal.

May these numbers 33, 18, 82, 51, 78, 91, 27 find you lucky.

A quote for your week. 

“If you’re trying to scare me,” I said, “it’s working.” “I can do a great deal more than scare you.” Where do they get this stuff? “Um, if I thought all you could do was scare me, you couldn’t scare me, if you see what I mean.” “We’ll see how funny you are in a little while.” I was mildly curious about that myself.” 

― Steven Brust, Jhegaala

Aquarius
January 21 - February 19

Oh woe is be Aquarius! For your day seems to be haunting!

Yesterdays Moon was Partial! Such a shame.

The light that shines upon you is mysterious as the women in the shadows.

Your lucky numbers are probably 64, 90, 53, 87, 2, 91, 46 but who is to know for sure?

A quote for your week. 

“...that the Musgroves had had the ill fortune of a very troublesome, hopeless son; and the good fortune to lose him before he reached his twentieth year; that he had been sent to sea, because he was stupid and unmanageable on shore; that he had been very little cared for at any time by his family, though quite as much as he deserved; seldom heard of, and scarcely at all regretted... He had, in fact, though his sisters were now doing all they could for him, by calling him 'poor Richard,' been nothing better than a thick-headed, unfeeling, unprofitable Dick Musgrove, who had never done anything to entitle himself to more than the abbreviation of his name, living or dead.” 

― Jane Austen, Persuasion