Greeting from the Blotters Blog Horrorscope.
May you have a week of affluence that is copiously full of opulence!
Please remember that this is all in good fun.
Pisces
February 20 - March 20
You are going to have a foggy day Pisces!
Pity be what pity is, such a shame that yesterdays Moon was Empty!
The light that shines upon you is hell with the want of things you will never be able to forgive
Congratulations! Your lucky numbers are 17, 62, 65, 33, 42, 43, 1
A quote for your week.
“I cannot fix on the hour, or the spot, or the look or the words, which laid the foundation. It is too long ago. I was in the middle before I knew that I had begun.” ― Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
“There are few people whom I really love, and still fewer of whom I think well.The more I see of the world, the more am I dissatisfied with it; and everyday confirms my belief of the inconsistency of all human characters, and of the little dependence that can be placed on the appearance of either merit or sense.”
― Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
Aries
March 21 - April 20
Weep for Aries! For their day is to be bountiful.
The Envy moon from yesterday will soon bring forth that with which you seek. Be warned.
The light that shines upon you is devoured down to the last drop
Lucky numbers are such a tricky thing! Yet yours appear to be 63, 58, 4, 1, 22, 25, 46
A quote for your week.
"It was vain to urge that his time was already fully occupied, for the young lady had come with the determination to tell her story, and it was evident that nothing short of force could get her out of the room until she had done so. With a resigned air and a somewhat weary smile, Holmes begged the beautiful intruder to take a seat and to inform us what it was that was troubling her."
-The Return of Sherlock Holmes
Taurus
April 21 - May 21
Oh what a fearful day you shall see Taurus!
Yesterday the New moon will soon bring forth that with which you seek. Be sure to double check your lucky numbers.
The light that shines upon you is bad like the decisions you have made
Be aware! Your lucky numbers are 31, 17, 83, 76, 61, 24, 20
A quote for your week.
“You pierce my soul. I am half agony, half hope. Tell me not that I am too late, that such precious feelings are gone for ever. I offer myself to you again with a heart even more your own than when you almost broke it, eight and a half years ago. Dare not say that a man forgets sooner than woman, that his love has an earlier death. I have loved none but you. Unjust I may have been, weak and resentful I have been, but never inconstant.”
― Jane Austen
Gemini
May 22 - June 21
Oh dear, Gemini. Looks like your day is going to be good? Such a shame.
Yesterdays moon was Haunting. Better luck next time!
The light that shines upon you is spooky like the cold light of a too sterile hospital room
One day your lucky numbers will win a lottery. 46, 40, 57, 35, 84, 44, 50
A quote for your week.
“Mr. Bennet, how can you abuse your own children in such a way? You take delight in vexing me. You have no compassion for my poor nerves." "You mistake me, my dear. I have a high respect for your nerves. They are my old friends. I have heard you mention them with consideration these last twenty years at least.”
― Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
Cancer
June 22 - July 22
Pity not your luck Cancer! For your day looks like it's going to be spooky. Better luck next time!
Yesterdays Moon was Devoured! Gadzooks!
The light that shines upon you is wistful like a gentle summer storm
No more waiting with baited breath as Your lucky numbers are 64, 95, 92, 41, 12, 20, 78
A quote for your week.
"Circumstantial evidence is a very tricky thing," answered Holmes thoughtfully. "It may seem to point very straight to one thing, but if you shift your own point of view a little, you may find it pointing in an equally uncompromising manner to something entirely different."
-The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes
Leo
July 23 - August 22
Such a heavenly day Leo is going to have!
Bet you weren't expecting for your lucky moon for yesterday to be Invisible? Lucky you!
The light that shines upon you is bad in the most general way
Your lucky numbers are 25, 52, 11, 29, 68, 74, 33. But you don't have to take our word for it.
A quote for your week.
“Time has stretched, so that a few hours are an age; and it has collapsed, so that the events of hours seem to have ended before they began. Turmoil, even when generated from within, can do that to a person.”
― Steven Brust, Agyar
Virgo
August 23 - September 23
Anger and wrath to salvage your day of when The Swamp Hag has blessed you.
Good thing that Yesterdays Moon was Stoned! Or else you might have had to go to work or some other such silly nonsense.
The light that shines upon you is heaven like getting attention from your favorite cryptid
Your lucky numbers look to be 99, 42, 74, 8, 81, 30, 17
A quote for your week.
“Boss, what, exactly, are we doing here?” “Feeling maudlin.” “Oh. Good. How long are we planning on doing that?” “Don’t you ever miss the days when you used to be nostalgic?” “What?” “Never mind.”
― Steven Brust, Dzur
Libera
September 24- October 23
Congratulations Libera! Your day is going to be a day terribly full of stress!
Yesterday the Full moon will soon bring forth that with which you seek. Be rested.
The light that shines upon you is relaxing like a good shower
Whispered from the shadows say that your lucky number are today! 33, 32, 36, 89, 88, 31, 34
A quote for your week.
"I cannot live without brain-work. What else is there to live for? Stand at the window here. Was ever such a dreary, dismal, unprofitable world? See how the yellow fog swirls down the street and drifts across the dun-coloured houses. What could be more hopelessly prosaic and material? What is the use of having powers, Doctor, when one has no field upon which to exert them? Crime is commonplace, existence is commonplace, and no qualities save those which are commonplace have any function upon earth."
- The Sign of the Four a Sherlock Holmes novel
Ophiuchus
November 29 - December 18
Hmm, bit of a bad turn Ophiuchus. You are going to have a spooky day.
Looks like you Lucky Moon for yesterday was Doubled! Gnarly!
The light that shines upon you is lustful like an amine character
The Sun and the Moon have whispered to thee, your lucky numbers are 90, 39, 31, 54, 78, 65, 12
A quote for your week.
“It would be mortifying to the feelings of many ladies, could they be made to understand how little the heart of a man is affected by what is costly or new in their attire... Woman is fine for her own satisfaction alone. No man will admire her the more, no woman will like her the better for it. Neatness and fashion are enough for the former, and a something of shabbiness or impropriety will be most endearing to the latter.”
― Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey
Scorpio
October 24 - November 22
October 24 - November 22
The bees have whispered their song to the Sun and Sky! Today Scorpio your day will be swampy and missing frogs!
Your Harvest moon has taken a vacation, please check again later.
The light that shines upon you is haunting as the fall calibrations of fun and is full of whimsy
Lucky numbers for you! 84, 33, 71, 81, 22, 18, 34
A quote for your week.
“It is not time or opportunity that is to determine intimacy;—it is disposition alone. Seven years would be insufficient to make some people acquainted with each other, and seven days are more than enough for others.”
― Jane Austen, Sense and Sensibility
Sagittarius
November 23 - December 21
As the sun is juggled by the clouds so to will your running from infants day.
Time to start planning a garden for fun because according to yesterdays Missing moon!
The light that shines upon you is one of revenge
You lucky numbers seem to be 30, 50, 12, 79, 68, 62, 34
A quote for your week.
“as is well known, it is those with the least to say who use the most words, which is why, as the reader has no doubt observed, this historian endeavors, without exception, to limit his use of words to the absolute minimum required to successfully convey the desired thought.”
― Steven Brust, The Baron of Magister Valley
Capricorn
December 22 - January 20
December 22 - January 20
Such a shame Capricorn! Your day looks like it's going to be one that the stars have bequeathed unto you. Better luck next time!
Bet you weren't expecting for your lucky moon for yesterday to be Hungry? But maybe things will turn about.
The light that shines upon you is full of finding out
Your lucky numbers are probably 88, 86, 17, 95, 79, 80, 33 but who is to know for sure?
A quote for your week.
“From all that I can collect by your manner of talking, you must be two of the silliest girls in the country. I have suspected it some time, but I am now convinced.” ― Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
"I had little doubt that I had come to the end of my career when I perceived the somewhat sinister figure of the late Professor Moriarty standing upon the narrow pathway which led to safety. I read an inexorable purpose in his gray eyes. I exchanged some remarks with him, therefore, and obtained his courteous permission to write the short note which you afterwards received. I left it with my cigarette-box and my stick, and I walked along the pathway, Moriarty still at my heels. When I reached the end I stood at bay. He drew no weapon, but he rushed at me and threw his long arms around me. He knew that his own game was up, and was only anxious to revenge himself upon me. We tottered together upon the brink of the fall. I have some knowledge, however, of baritsu, or the Japanese system of wrestling, which has more than once been very useful to me. I slipped through his grip, and he with a horrible scream kicked madly for a few seconds, and clawed the air with both his hands. But for all his efforts he could not get his balance, and over he went. With my face over the brink, I saw him fall for a long way. Then he struck a rock, bounded off, and splashed into the water."
-The Return of Sherlock Holmes
Aquarius
January 21 - February 19
You day will be a day when The Swamp Hag was watching you just as the unicorn farts in the forest.
Bet you weren't expecting for your lucky moon for yesterday to be Bountiful? The horror!
The light that shines upon you is heaven like successfully getting true vengeance
Little lucky numbers 7, 28, 91, 79, 24, 12, 47
A quote for your week.
“There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart,' said she afterwards to herself. 'There is nothing to be compared to it. Warmth and tenderness of heart, with an affectionate, open manner, will beat all the clearness of head in the world, for attraction: I am sure it will.”
― Jane Austen, Emma
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