Greeting from the Blotters Blog Horrorscope.
May you have a week of affluence that is copiously full of opulence!
Please remember that this is all in good fun.
Pisces
February 20 - March 20
As the sun is juggled by the clouds so to will your day is one that the stars have bequeathed unto you.
Yesterday the Lustful moon will soon bring forth that with which you seek. Be sure to double check your lucky numbers.
The light that shines upon you is missing and listed on local milk boxes.
Be not afraid! For your lucky numbers are as follows! 24, 89, 99, 18, 3, 63, 25
A quote for your week.
“How despicably I have acted!" she cried; "I, who have prided myself on my discernment! I, who have valued myself on my abilities! who have often disdained the generous candour of my sister, and gratified my vanity in useless or blameable mistrust! How humiliating is this discovery! Yet, how just a humiliation! Had I been in love, I could not have been more wretchedly blind. But vanity, not love, has been my folly. Pleased with the preference of one, and offended by the neglect of the other, on the very beginning of our aquaintance, I have courted prepossession and ignorance, and driven reason away, where either were concerned. Till this moment I never knew myself.”
― Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
Aries
March 21 - April 20
You day will be bountiful just as the unicorn farts in the forest.
Yesterdays moon was Bountiful. Better luck next time!
The light that shines upon you is good in a nice comforting way.
Whispered from the shadows say that your lucky number are today! 21, 86, 53, 18, 48, 77, 75
A quote for your week.
“Grand," I said. "Just grand. I get myself into the army, stand up in battles I have no business in, get nailed in the back by sorcery, accept an impossible assignment to be carried out in the middle of it all, and then, just to top things off, I have to go have a mystical fucking experience. This is just great.”
― Steven Brust, Dragon
Taurus
April 21 - May 21
Forsooth Taurus! Woe to thoughts that cross your path as your day will be swampy with many frogs!
Looks like you Lucky Moon for yesterday was Wanting! Gnarly!
The light that shines upon you is wanting so much you could hear it screaming.
Congratulations! Your lucky numbers are 11, 57, 7, 88, 51, 20, 5
A quote for your week.
“A stupid person can make only certain, limited types of errors; the mistakes open to a clever fellow are far broader. But to the one who knows how smart he is compared to everyone else, the possibilities for true idiocy are boundless.”
― Steven Brust, Iorich
Gemini
May 22 - June 21
Oh woe is be Gemini! For your day seems to be one of cursing the elders!
Good thing that Yesterdays Moon was Relaxing! Or else you might have had to go to work or some other such silly nonsense.
The light that shines upon you is haunting like a bad B grade movie that will never be a cult classic.
You lucky numbers seem to be 44, 50, 68, 94, 79, 40, 31
A quote for your week.
“I will do you one last favour, in the name and memory of the figment you have replaced. I will clarify a misapprehension of yours. Circumstances did not conspire against me. I was not led into anything, nor did I fall. I chose my life and my course. I chose to do wrong in the hope that right might come of it. I regret it. I would choose differently now. But the choice was mine. Deny that, falsify it, tinsel it over with pious, pitying justification, and you deny everything I am and every scrap of what little good I have been able to do in my life. Good or bad, give me credit for what I have done. I would rather go honestly to Hell, admitting that I leaped knowingly into error and folly, than enter into the sweetest Heaven men can dream of by whining that I had been pushed.”
― Steven Brust, Freedom & Necessity
Cancer
June 22 - July 22
June 22 - July 22
The bees have whispered their song to the Sun and Sky! Today Cancer your day will be a day when The Swamp Hag has blessed you!
Bet you weren't expecting for your lucky moon for yesterday to be Waxed? But maybe things will turn about.
The light that shines upon you is hell like failed revenge.
No more waiting with baited breath as Your lucky numbers are 77, 94, 56, 52, 67, 92, 59
A quote for your week.
“I have faults enough, but they are not, I hope, of understanding. My temper I dare not vouch for. It is, I believe, too little yielding— certainly too little for the convenience of the world. I cannot forget the follies and vices of other so soon as I ought, nor their offenses against myself. My feelings are not puffed about with every attempt to move them. My temper would perhaps be called resentful. My good opinion once lost, is lost forever.”
― Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
Leo
July 23 - August 22
You are going to have a hot day! So good luck with that Leo!
The Missing moon from yesterday will soon bring forth that with which you seek. Be worried.
The light that shines upon you is twinkling gently between the branches.
Your lucky numbers look to be 39, 7, 28, 77, 10, 92, 71
A quote for your week.
“There is a stubbornness about me that never can bear to be frightened at the will of others. My courage always rises at every attempt to intimidate me.”
― Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
Virgo
August 23 - September 23
Anger an wrath to salvage your day of relaxing.
Pity be what pity is, such a shame that yesterdays Moon was Shiny!
The light that shines upon you is shiny and sparkly.
Your lucky numbers are 14, 95, 18, 10, 42, 47, 28. But you don't have to take our word for it.
A quote for your week.
“Oh, c’mon, Boss. Where’s your sense of history?” “I like to read about history, not make it.” “You see, Boss? It’s because of attitudes like yours that there are so few human heroes.” “And so many humans.”
― Steven Brust, The Book of Dragon: Dragon and Issola
Libera
September 24- October 23
Such a day, one of revenge Libera is going to have!
Your Devoured moon has taken a vacation, please check again later.
The light that shines upon you is empty like the void in the empty ribcage that can be found in the woods.
Your lucky numbers are probably 60, 99, 71, 66, 44, 28, 18 but who is to know for sure?
A quote for your week.
“I certainly have not the talent which some people possess," said Darcy, "of conversing easily with those I have never seen before. I cannot catch their tone of conversation, or appear interested in their concerns, as I often see done.”
― Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
Ophiuchus
November 29 - December 18
The moons will wax and wane but your day will be swampy and missing frogs.
Hodgepodge and perfect lines. Slimy sneaks and runway models. Yesterdays Moon was Partial.
The light that shines upon you is spooky like a goth girlfriend.
Your lucky numbers are said to be 20, 36, 26, 81, 12, 58, 83 by the sky and the stars that soar in it.
A quote for your week.
“Have you never understood more than you could put into words? Many people only have their slogans--but they respond because the slogans are true and touch a spark in their hearts and their lives. And as for the ones who don't want to think for themselves, we teach them to anyway.”
― Steven Brust, Teckla
Scorpio
October 24 - November 22
Congratulations Scorpio! Your day is going to be a day when The Swamp Hag has cursed you!
Beckoning, dancing and twirling under the stars and during your New moon the night lit brightly last night.
The light that shines upon you is full of envy.
Your lucky numbers are 2, 13, 76, 16, 40, 37, 14. Better luck mext time!
A quote for your week.
“...so I walked down to the operation nearest my office, a brothel, and found the manager. Before he could say anything, I pinned the right side of his cloak to the wall with a throwing knife, about knee level. I did the same with his left side. I put a shuriken into the wall next to each ear, close enough to cut. Then Loiosh went after him and raked his claws down the guy's face. I went up and hit him just below his sternum, then kneed him in the face when he doubled over. He began to understand that I wasn't happy.”
― Steven Brust, Yendi
Sagittarius
November 23 - December 21
Hmm, bit of a bad turn Sagittarius. You are going to have a day full of finding out.
Yesterday the Invisible moon will soon bring forth that with which you seek. Be alive!
The light that shines upon you is screams for the harvest.
The winds of luck have shined upon you! Your lucky numbers are 42, 34, 24, 82, 54, 18, 85
A quote for your week.
“When you have understood the piece of the world you want to change, and aligned your will with the world as it actually is, then and only then can you begin to change it;”
― Steven Brust, Issola
Capricorn
December 22 - January 20
Weep for Capricorn! For their day is to be foggy.
The moon is looking like it would have been full of cheese if not for the clouds hiding it yesterday.
The light that shines upon you is spooky like the Not A shadow.
Your lucky numbers are 42, 68, 22, 26, 61, 44, 45
A quote for your week.
“I have been a selfish being all my life, in practice, though not in principle. As a child I was taught what was right, but I was not taught to correct my temper. I was given good principles, but left to follow them in pride and conceit. Unfortunately an only son (for many years an only child), I was spoilt by my parents, who, though good themselves (my father, particularly, all that was benevolent and amiable), allowed, encouraged, almost taught me to be selfish and overbearing; to care for none beyond my own family circle; to think meanly of all the rest of the world; to wish at least to think meanly of their sense and worth compared with my own. Such I was, from eight to eight and twenty; and such I might still have been but for you, dearest, loveliest Elizabeth! What do I not owe you! You taught me a lesson, hard indeed at first, but most advantageous. By you, I was properly humbled. I came to you without a doubt of my reception. You showed me how insufficient were all my pretensions to please a woman worthy of being pleased.”
― Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
Aquarius
January 21 - February 19
Oh what a day you shall see Aquarius! As it will be rainy with a chance of unicorns.
Yesterday your moon had swung in on a low hanging vine and it is Blinking at you.
The light that shines upon you is bad like the decisions you haven't made.
Lucky numbers for you! 48, 25, 54, 29, 58, 63, 30
A quote for your week.
“No, sarcasm aside, life is always worth living. Even when sometimes it seems like more trouble than it’s worth. Oh, who am I kidding? It’s when it seems like more trouble than it’s worth that I want it the most. I mean, isn’t everyone like that?”
― Steven Brust, Hawk
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