Todays Horrorscope for Friday January 24 2025

 

Greeting from the Blotters Blog Horrorscope.

May you have a week of affluence that is copiously full of opulence!

Please remember that this is all in good fun.

Pisces

February 20 - March 20

Such a day as one of revenge Pisces is going to have! It probably would have 

been a good idea to have stayed in bed.

Todays light will be Twinkling gently between the branches.

Pity be what pity is, such a shame that yesterdays Moon was relaxing!

Your night will be Good like the warmth of the first sip of your favorite hot drink

Congratulations! Your lucky numbers are said to be 95, 40, 62, 51, 76, 31, 34

A quote for your week. 

"It was worth a wound; it was worth many wounds; to know the depth of loyalty and love which lay behind that cold mask. The clear, hard eyes were dimmed for a moment, and the firm lips were shaking. For the one and only time I caught a glimpse of a great heart as well as of a great brain. All my years of humble but single-minded service culminated in that moment of revelation." 

-The Case-Book of Sherlock Holmes

 

Aries

March 21 - April 20

Oh what good luck! For Aries your day is going to be so fetch because it 

will be swampy with many frogs.

Todays light will be Relaxing like a good shower.

Yesterday the Full moon will soon bring forth that with which you seek. Be asleep.

Your night will be a night when The Swamp Hag was watching you.

Numbers of fortune! Numbers of Woe! Listen here before you go! 44, 24, 77, 7, 20, 64, 86

A quote for your week. 

“Chalet, who had finished his ale, left the cup where it was, making no effort to procure more, indicating that he was capable of what the natural philosopher calls "learning behaviour," which turn of phrase pleases us so much that we cannot resist making use of it.”

 ― Steven Brust, Five Hundred Years After

 

Taurus
April 21 - May 21

Oh what terrible luck! For Taurus your day is going to be less then fetch because 

it will be rainy with a chance of money.

Todays light will be Missing and listed on local milk boxes.

Last nights moon was full of cheese so now it is time to make it everyone else's problem.

Your night will be one that the stars have bequeathed unto you.

May these numbers find you lucky. 83, 12, 91, 93, 3, 17, 77

A quote for your week. 

“Pittsburgh. I'd been there. One of the most underrated cities in North America. People who'd never been there thought of it as a graveyard of abandoned steel mills, but it was a beautiful city, and it would be good to have it back.”

 ― Steven Brust, Lord of the Fantastic: Stories in Honor of Roger Zelazny

 

Gemini
May 22 - June 21

By the stars and their light! Gemini your day could be rainy with a chance of horses and
that is going to be a day cursing the gods!
Todays light will be Hell with the want of things you will never be able to complete.
Yesterdays moon was harvested like the souls of the damned. Better luck next time!
Your night will be Hell while watching the world burn in a way that is satisfying to you.

But don't be afraid, your lucky numbers are said to be 17, 92, 80, 10, 37, 94, 95

A quote for your week. 

“It isn't always easy to act on what's in your head instead of what's in your heart. And it isn't always right to. The whole trick to knowing what to do is deciding when to make yourself listen to your head, and when it's okay to just follow your feelings.”

 ― Steven Brust, Athyra

 

Cancer
June 22 - July 22

The moons will wax and wane but your day will be full of geeking out.

Todays light will be Spooky like an evil Christmas Tree.

The Haunting moon from yesterday will soon bring forth that with which you seek. 

Be warned.

Your night will be foggy.

Here, have these 78, 76, 94, 86, 11, 65, 26 as they have been bequeathed unto you.

A quote for your week. 

“It is a training of mind and of muscle, which in the novice are constantly at odds with each other, and in the expert are so strongly united that it is impossible to separate conscious decisions from those made by trained muscles.”

 ― Steven Brust, The Book of Dragon: Dragon and Issola

 

Leo
July 23 - August 22

The goddess has granted Leo a day full of the fury of the ones that were forgotten 

with time as it passes us all by!
Todays light will be full of finding out.
The moon is looking like it would have been invisible like the kitten that is hiding oh 

so well in a shoe if not for the sky dragon eating it yesterday.
Your night will be full of the fury of the ones that were forgotten on purpose.

Lucky numbers for you! 54, 53, 80, 93, 12, 30, 50

A quote for your week. 

“There is, I believe, in every disposition a tendency to some particular evil, a natural defect, which not even the best education can overcome." "And your defect is a propensity to hate everybody." "And yours," he replied with a smile, "is wilfully to misunderstand them.”

 ― Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

Virgo
August 23 - September 23

Our sincere condolences Virgo! Not only will the chihuahua not tell you of it's sacred tacos but your day is going to be a day when The Swamp Hag has cursed you!
Todays light will be Heaven like getting attention from your favorite pet.
Yesterday the bountiful moon will soon bring forth that with which you seek. Be festive!
Your night will be Hell that will come for your foes when they sleep, be it day or night it will find them.
Look left! Look Right! And here arn't your lucky numbers a sight? 

Your lucky numbers are said to be 32, 50, 28, 48, 12, 51, 65

A quote for your week. 

"Life is infinitely stranger than anything which the mind of man could invent. We would not dare to conceive the things which are really mere commonplaces of existence. If we could fly out of that window hand in hand, hover over this great city, gently remove the roofs, and peep in at the queer things which are going on, the strange coincidences, the plannings, the cross-purposes, the wonderful chains of events, working through generations, and leading to the most outre results, it would make all fiction with its conventionalities and foreseen conclusions most stale and unprofitable." 

-The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes

Libera
September 24- October 23

Oh what a day you shall see Libera! When Hell falls asleep and lets today move on by without it

Todays light will be Devoured down to the last drop.

The lustful moon from yesterday will soon bring forth that with which you seek. Be worried.

Your night will be rainy with a chance of kittens.

Be warry! Your lucky numbers are said to be 91, 6, 10, 62, 71, 97, 28

A quote for your week. 

“The Cool Stuff Theory of Literature is as follows: All literature consists of whatever the writer thinks is cool. The reader will like the book to the degree that he agrees with the writer about what's cool. And that works all the way from the external trappings to the level of metaphor, subtext, and the way one uses words. In other words, I happen not to think that full-plate armor and great big honking greatswords are cool. I don't like 'em. I like cloaks and rapiers. So I write stories with a lot of cloaks and rapiers in 'em, 'cause that's cool. Guys who like military hardware, who think advanced military hardware is cool, are not gonna jump all over my books, because they have other ideas about what's cool.The novel should be understood as a structure built to accommodate the greatest possible amount of cool stuff.”

 ― Steven Brust

 

Ophiuchus
November 29 - December 18

You are going to have a day that is Good like the warmth of the first sip of your favorite hot drink day! So better luck with that next time Ophiuchus!

Todays light will be Wistful like a gentle summer storm.

The moon is looking like it would have been haunting like the 'family friendly' book of scary stories from your childhood if not for the mice that used all of their tiny ladders to reach it. 

They said it was a delightful tasting cheese.

Your night will be cold as the coldest heart of the most wretched soul you know.

By the moons and by the seas! Your lucky numbers here they be! 70, 18, 98, 71, 50, 29, 58

A quote for your week. 

“I swear it on my soul. Actor: I look like a troll. Makeup Artist: You could be on the dole. Actors: There should be some sorcery To smooth this out for me But we’re just going through the lotions Hope this one doesn’t suck. Actor: If some gets in my mouth I think I’ll—yuck. Makeup Artist: You can see from your reflection This won’t work with your complexion. Actor: Where will it all end? Makeup Artist: Dejection. I don’t want to be Going through the lotions Hoping one’s a win Even a synthetic That works as a cosmetic They just want to have Good skin!”

 ― Steven Brust, Lyorn

 

Scorpio
October 24 - November 22

Oh dear, Scorpio. Looks like your day is going to be a day when The Swamp Hag has ditched you on your date and left you with the very large bill? Well, things can't get possibly worse, right?

Todays light will be Wanting so much you could hear it screaming.

Bet you weren't expecting for your lucky moon for yesterday to be wistful? Lucky you!

Your night will be rainy with a chance of dragons.

The Sun and the Moon have whispered to thee, 

your lucky numbers are said to be 69, 47, 91, 60, 67, 8, 25

A quote for your week. 

“From the very beginning— from the first moment, I may almost say— of my acquaintance with you, your manners, impressing me with the fullest belief of your arrogance, your conceit, and your selfish disdain of the feelings of others, were such as to form the groundwork of disapprobation on which succeeding events have built so immovable a dislike; and I had not known you a month before I felt that you were the last man in the world whom I could ever be prevailed on to marry.”

 ― Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

 

Sagittarius
November 23 - December 21

By the stars and their light! Sagittarius your day will be as Cold as the coldest heart of 

the most wretched soul you know. is going to be filled with danger!

Todays light will be Full of the fury of the ages.

Last nights moon was shiny how fetch is that?

Your night will be haunting.

Be alert! Your lucky numbers are said to be 56, 34, 33, 22, 72, 87, 21

A quote for your week. 

“I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal.”

 ― Jane Austen, Jane Austen's Letters

 

Capricorn

December 22 - January 20

Congratulations Capricorn! Your day is going to be a full of finding out!

Todays light will be Haunting like the melodies from your childhood.

Yesterdays Moon was mysterious! Gadzooks!

Your night will be rainy with a chance of fun.

Hark! Your lucky numbers scream that they are here for you! 

They scream that they are 60, 2, 67, 41, 13, 89, 28

A quote for your week. 

“Chaler, who had finished his ale, left the cup where it was, making no effort to procure more, indicating that he was capable of what the natural philosopher calls "learning behaviour," which turn of phrase pleases us so much that we cannot resist making use of it.” 

― Steven Brust, Five Hundred Years After

Aquarius
January 21 - February 19

By the stars and their light! Aquarius your day could be rainy with a chance of kittens and 

is going to be one for the record books.
Todays light will be Hell with the want of things you will never be able to forget.
Last nights moon was blinking at you but now it is over. Yes, it will probably happen again.
Your night will be a night that Hell will come for you another day.

Better keep an eye out on the counter tonight! 

Your lucky numbers are said to be 33, 42, 10, 80, 52, 30, 87

A quote for your week. 

“The tools are real. The viewer is real, you, the artist, is real and a part of everything you paint. You connect yourself to the viewer by sharing something that is inside of you that connects with something inside of him. All you have as your guide is that you know what moves you. All you have to do it with is a brush, some chemical and canvas, and technique.” 

― Steven Brust