Todays Horrorscope for Friday January 17 2025

Greeting from the Blotters Blog Horrorscope.

May you have a week of affluence that is copiously full of opulence!

Please remember that this is all in good fun.

Pisces

February 20 - March 20

Oh woe is be Pisces! For your day seems to be terribly full of stress!

Todays light will be Spooky like a goth girlfriend.

Yesterday the moon was empty and vacant like the eyes of a retail worker during the winter holidays and  will soon bring forth that with which you seek. Be sure to double check your lucky numbers.

Your night will be a night when The Swamp Hag has ditched 

you on your date and left you with the very large bill.

Your lucky numbers are said to be 80, 41, 74, 7, 14, 32, 42

A quote for your week. 

“I am only resolved to act in that manner, which will, in my own opinion, constitute my happiness, without reference to you, or to any person so wholly unconnected with me.” 

― Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

 

Aries

March 21 - April 20

The night is your maiden and the sun is the knife that Aries will wield on this day of 

Hell will come for your foes when they sleep, be it day or night it will find them!

Todays light will be Haunting like a bad B grade movie that will never be a cult classic.

Last nights moon was blinking like a it has a faulty connection 

but wait! There isn't anymore. Sorry about that.

Your night will be full of finding out.

The wind and the tress have whispered that your lucky numbers are to be 68, 26, 9, 5, 69, 84, 12!

A quote for your week. 

“Because here’s the thing: No matter how much one tells stories of magical beasts or impossible worlds, in the end, it is always the world of here and now one is writing about. The better one understands that world, the more powerful the stories will be.”

 ― Steven Brust

 

Taurus

April 21 - May 21

Congratulations Taurus! Your day is looking like it will be Bad! Isn't that a gas?

Todays light will be one that Screams for the harvest.

Time to start planning a garden for fun because according to yesterdays Moon 

was blinking like a it has a faulty connection!

Your night will be Heaven.

Your lucky numbers look to be 71, 22, 70, 49, 40, 81, 32

A quote for your week. 

“Honor means something different to every House, yet there are threads common to them all. It is an old concept, going back to the Second Cycle, or late in the First. The idea grew up with commerce, and borrowing, when it became important to have a reputation for reliability in paying debts. Though expanded, and now filled with elaborate ornaments and embellishments, that original use is still at its heart. And in the way of all ideas that escape their bounds and go running off into the wild, the ornaments and embellishments have come to be seen as the central point, and no House epitomized that so fully as the Lyorn. The Jhereg and the Orca, who most fully express honor in its purest sense, never use the word except ironically.” 

― Steven Brust, Lyorn

 

 

Gemini
May 22 - June 21

Such a rainy with a chance of super tasty food sort of day that Gemini is going to have! 

The gods weep for you.

Todays light will be Empty like the void in the empty ribcage that can be found in the woods.

Yesterday the doubled moon will soon bring forth that with which you seek. Be full.

Your night will be running from infants.

Be happy! Your lucky numbers are said to be 50, 12, 51, 26, 24, 71, 45

A quote for your week. 

“Ever heard someone tell you that hard physical labor can be soothing? Can take your mind off your problems? Can leave you feeling better? I’d heard that. In my opinion, hard physical labor gives you blisters, and the only real distraction I got was trying to remember the spells I’d once known for curing them. He was much better than me, by the way; turns out there is even skill involved in digging holes. Who knew?”

 ― Steven Brust, Jhegaala

 

Cancer

June 22 - July 22

Such a shame Cancer! Your day looks like it's going to be Heaven. Better luck next time!

Todays light will be Spooky like the cutest little kitten.

Your New moon has taken a vacation, please check again later.

Your night will be terribly full of stress.

Your lucky numbers are probably going to be 89, 53, 85, 72, 9, 75, 18 but who is to know for sure?

A quote for your week. 

“I am the happiest creature in the world. Perhaps other people have said so before, but not one with such justice. I am happier even than Jane; she only smiles, I laugh.”

 ― Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

 

Leo

July 23 - August 22

You are going to have a day when The Swamp Hag was watching you type of day! 

Oh dear Leo! You best be watching your step.

Todays light will be Flickering like a rave.

Good thing that Yesterdays Moon was devoured by mice! 

Or else you might have had to go to work or some other such silly nonsense.

Your night will be a night when The Swamp Hag has cursed you.

Whispers from the shadows are saying that your lucky number are said 

to be 10, 78, 97, 6, 80, 15, 24 today!

A quote for your week. 

“Does it really matter what you feel when you do something? Does it somehow make a difference if you're sorry when you go blasting your way over someone's life like a locomotive over a papier-mâché doll” 

― Steven Brust, Agyar

 

Virgo
August 23 - September 23

Congratulations Virgo! Your day is going to be Hell because you know you did the thing but 

you still will question yourself for the rest of the day! Isn't that a gas?
Todays light will be Famished like a starved dog.
Looks like you Lucky Moon for yesterday was stoned as one that has gazed 

upon Medusa with out her permission! Gnarly!
Your night will be full of geeking out.

One day your lucky numbers will win a lottery. 10, 81, 76, 8, 80, 16, 98

A quote for your week. 

“Captain,” said Khaavren, both by way of affirmation and correction, thus conveying the maximum amount of information in the fewest possible words; a custom of his, and one that this historian has, in fact, adopted for himself, holding efficiency of language to be a high virtue in all written works without exception.” 

― Steven Brust, Tiassa

Libera

September 24- October 23

The goddess has granted Libera a day of Fearful ways! Doves coo and watch over you.

Todays light will be Hell with the want of things you will never be able to forgive.

Pity that yesterdays Moon was one of Envy!

Your night will be relaxing.

Be not afraid! For your lucky numbers are as follows! 50, 62, 71, 6, 39, 18, 52

A quote for your week. 

“I am now convinced that I have never been much in love; for had I really experienced that pure and elevating passion, I should at present detest his very name, and wish him all manner of evil. But my feelings are not only cordial towards him; they are even impartial towards her. I cannot find out that I hate her at all, or that I am in the least unwilling to think her a very good sort of girl. There can be no love in all this.”

 ― Jane Austen

 

Ophiuchus
November 29 - December 18

Congratulations Ophiuchus! Your day is looking like it will be rainy with a chance of puppies! 

Things couldn't be any better, right?
Todays light will be Good like the decisions you haven't made.
Bet you weren't expecting for your lucky moon for yesterday to be relaxing just like 

a happy cat in its favorite sunbeam? But maybe things will turn about.
Your night will be one of revenge.

Little lucky numbers that are said to be 23, 44, 13, 28, 75, 3, 42

A quote for your week. 

“There are few people whom I really love, and still fewer of whom I think well. The more I see of the world, the more am I dissatisfied with it; and every day confirms my belief of the inconsistency of all human characters, and of the little dependence that can be placed on the appearance of merit or sense.” 

― Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

Scorpio

October 24 - November 22

The goddess has granted Scorpio a day that is rainy with a chance of three gnomes in a trench coat! 

Hope and misery will be at war once more.

Todays light will be Spooky like an abandoned brutalist building that is being taken back by nature.

Yesterdays Moon was Spooky! Such a shame.

Your night will be cursing the elders.

Lucky numbers are such a tricky thing! Yet yours appear to be 67, 22, 21, 80, 68, 47, 36

A quote for your week. 

“She understood him. He could not forgive her,-but he could not be unfeeling. Though condemning her for the past, and considering it with high and unjest resentment, though perfectly careless of her, and though becoming attached to another, still he could not see her suffer, without the desire of giving her relief. It was a remainder of former sentiment; it was an impuse of pure, though unacknowledged friendship; it was a proof of his own warm and amiable heart, which she could not contemplate without emotions so compounded of pleasure and pain, that she knew not which prevailed.” 

― Jane Austen, Persuasion

 

Sagittarius

November 23 - December 21

Your day looks like it's going to be Bountiful. Better luck next time Sagittarius!

Todays light will be One of revenge.

The moon is looking like it would have been envious of a kitten taking a nap in the warm sunbeam 

if not for the monkeys stealing it to use as a night light.

Your night will be Fearful.

Your lucky numbers are said to be 19, 86, 45, 87, 81, 15, 76. Better luck next time!

A quote for your week. 

“The more I know of the world, the more I am convinced that I shall never see a man whom I can really love. I require so much!” 

― Jane Austen, Sense and Sensibility

 

Capricorn

December 22 - January 20

Hmm, bit of a bad turn Capricorn. You are going be as Bountiful as the harvest moon day.

Todays light will be Terribly full of stress.

The moon is looking like it would have been bountiful like a perfect charcuterie board 

if not for the flock of seagulls running away with it.

Your night will be Hell because you just can't stop thinking about all the 

stupid things you did when you were younger.

No more waiting with baited breath as Your lucky numbers are said to be 92, 13, 1, 42, 72, 44, 31

A quote for your week. 

“You are too generous to trifle with me. If your feelings are still what they were last April, tell me so at once. My affections and wishes are unchanged; but one word from you will silence me on this subject for ever.” 

― Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

 

Aquarius
January 21 - February 19

The goddess has granted Aquarius a day of Hell as everything burns to the ground around you! 

We would go on but she has requested the rest to be kept a secret.
Todays light will be Hungry like the wolf.
Hodgepodge and perfect lines. Slimy sneaks and runway models. Yesterdays Moon was 

shiny like a brand new copper penny.
Your night will be rainy with a chance of horses.
Your lucky numbers are said to be 39, 12, 27, 4, 31, 70, 78 by the sky and the stars that soar in it.

A quote for your week. 

“I once had someone explain to me that we don’t have real interactions with people, we have interactions with the image of those people we carry in our heads. I don’t know. Maybe. But I figure if I stick a Great Weapon into a guy’s eye, it’s close enough to a real interaction for most purposes.”

 ― Steven Brust, Vallista