February 20 - March 20
As the sun is juggled by the clouds so to will be your Hot day.
Todays light will be Stoned like a 60's college student.
Looks like you Lucky Moon for yesterday was smooth like a new born booty! Gnarly!
Your night will be good.
You lucky numbers seem to be 28, 65, 64, 93, 2, 59, 55
A quote for your week.
"His ignorance was as remarkable as his knowledge. Of contemporary literature, philosophy and politics he appeared to know nothing. Upon my quoting Thomas Carlyle, he inquired in the naivest way who he might be and what he had done. My surprise reached a climax, however, when I found incidentally that he was ignorant of the Copernican Theory and of the composition of the Solar System. That any civilized being in this nineteenth century should not be aware that the earth traveled round the sun appeared to me to be such an extraordinary fact that I could hardly realize it."
- A Study in Scarlet a Sherlock Holms novel
March 21 - April 20
Our sincere condolences SIGN! Your day is going to be rainy with a chance of money!
Todays light will be Bountiful like a bosom.
Good thing that Yesterdays Moon was empty!
Or else you might have had to go to work or some other such silly nonsense.
Your night will be rainy with a chance of dragons.
By the moons and by the seas! Your lucky numbers here they be! 45, 30, 70, 17, 72, 39, 65
A quote for your week.
"Winwood Reade is good upon the subject," said Holmes. "He remarks that, while the individual man is an insoluble puzzle, in the aggregate he becomes a mathematical certainty. You can, for example, never foretell what any one man will do, but you can say with precision what an average number will be up to. Individuals vary, but percentages remain constant. So says the statistician."
- The Sign of the Four a Sherlock Holms novel
Taurus
April 21 - May 21
Oh dear, SIGN. Looks like your day is going to be rainy with a chance of kittens? Such a shame.
Todays light will be Heaven like getting attention from your favorite animal.
Yesterday your moon had swung in on a low hanging vine and it is waxed like a fresh bikini line
Your night will be good like the warmth of the first sip of your favorite hot drink.
Your lucky numbers are said to be 84, 21, 54, 81, 14, 62, 64
A quote for your week.
“The creation of powerful magical tools, generally, is the result of one of three things: the desire to impress a lover; an accident while trying to create something else entirely; or a side project created to assist while working toward something considered more significant by the creator.”
― Steven Brust, Hawk
Gemini
May 22 - June 21
Our sincere condolences SIGN! Your day is going to be one hell of a Good day!
Todays light will be Dull like a spoon.
Bet you weren't expecting for your lucky moon for yesterday to be partial?
But maybe things will turn about.
Your night will be rainy with a chance of ice cream.
Whispers from the shadows are saying that your lucky number are said to be today!
71, 1, 85, 8, 67, 18, 14
A quote for your week.
“Does it really matter what you feel when you do something? Does it somehow make a difference if you're sorry when you go blasting your way over someone's life like a locomotive over a papier-mâché doll”
― Steven Brust, Agyar
Cancer
June 22 - July 22
By the stars and their light! SIGN your day will be Bountiful as the harvest moon
and is going to be a day to remember.
Todays light will be Heaven like successfully getting true vengeance.
Last nights moon was New but now it is over. Yes, it will probably happen again.
Your night will be rainy with a chance of super tasty food.
Be not afraid! For your lucky numbers are as follows! 58, 11, 83, 45, 91, 35, 34
A quote for your week.
“If any one faculty of our nature may be called more wonderful than the rest, I do think it is memory. There seems something more speakingly incomprehensible in the powers, the failures, the inequalities of memory, than in any other of our intelligences. The memory is sometimes so retentive, so serviceable, so obedient; at others, so bewildered and so weak; and at others again, so tyrannic, so beyond control! We are, to be sure, a miracle every way; but our powers of recollecting and of forgetting do seem peculiarly past finding out.”
- Jane Austen, Mansfield Park
Leo
July 23 - August 22
Congratulations SIGN! Your day is looking like it will be swampy amd missing frogs! Isn't that a gas?
Todays light will be Bright like a hamster.
The moon is looking like it would have been wanting if not for the clouds hiding it yesterday.
Your night will be full of the fury of the ones that were forgotten on purpose.
Better keep an eye out on the counter tonight! Your lucky numbers are said to be
58, 60, 37, 94, 81, 49, 14
A quote for your week.
“The proof that these words marked the event… is the very fact that no other words have ever been recorded; and it is well known that ‘historians’ of the popular school dearly love to mark great events by the words which accompanied them. What reason would they have for ignoring words to mark the occasion except that these words fail, in their judgment, to convey the proper sense of the occasion?”
― Steven Brust, The Lord of Castle Black
Virgo
August 23 - September 23
Oh what sweet luck! For SIGN your day is going to be so fetch because it will be
Good like the warmth of the first sip of your favorite hot drink.
Todays light will be Heaven like getting attention from your favorite cryptid.
Yesterdays Moon was relaxing! Yikes!
Your night will be hell falls asleep and lets today move on by without it.
What is this? But numbers of luck! They are said to be 60, 39, 27, 24, 73, 67, 3
A quote for your week.
“From the very beginning— from the first moment, I may almost say— of my acquaintance with you, your manners, impressing me with the fullest belief of your arrogance, your conceit, and your selfish disdain of the feelings of others, were such as to form the groundwork of disapprobation on which succeeding events have built so immovable a dislike; and I had not known you a month before I felt that you were the last man in the world whom I could ever be prevailed on to marry.”
― Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
Libera
September 24- October 23
Pity not your luck SIGN! For your day looks like it's going to be rainy with
a chance of fun. Better luck next time!
Todays light will be Bountiful like the heart.
Yesterday the full of cheese moon will soon bring forth that with which you seek. Be rested.
Your night will be rainy with a chance of money.
Look left! Look Right! And here arn't your lucky numbers a sight?
Your lucky numbers are said to be 64, 83, 1, 72, 38, 30, 37
A quote for your week.
“Paarfi undertakes a detailed examination on the virtues of brevity: It would seem, therefore, that if we allow our readers, by virtue of being in the company of the historian, to eavesdrop on this interchange, we will have, in one scene, discharged two obligations; a sacrifice, if we may say so, to the god Brevity, whom all historians, indeed, all who work with the written word, ought to worship. We cannot say too little on this subject.”
― Steven Brust, The Phoenix Guards
Ophiuchus
November 29 - December 18
Such a Bountiful like yonder waifus bosom as it bounces boobily while
she runs type of day SIGN is going to have!
Todays light will be Fearful of what it might see.
Last nights moon was lustful for a good nights sleep at least it is done and over. For now.
Your night will be full of the fury of the ages.
Lucky numbers for you! 74, 8, 79, 32, 10, 99, 65
A quote for your week.
“The others followed, and found themselves in a small, stuffy basement, which would have been damp, smelly, close, and dark, were it not, in fact, well-lit, which prevented it from being dark.”
― Steven Brust, The Phoenix Guards
Scorpio
October 24 - November 22
Oh what heart wrenching luck! For SIGN your day is going to be less then fetch
because it will be one that the stars have bequeathed unto you.
Todays light will be Relaxing into the early morning.
The moon is looking like it would have been lustful for a good nights sleep
if not for the monkeys stealing it to use as a night light.
Your night will be full of geeking out.
But don't be afraid, your lucky numbers are said to be 37, 9, 15, 22, 61, 20, 35
A quote for your week.
"To Sherlock Holmes she is always the woman. I have seldom heard him mention her under any other name. In his eyes she eclipses and predominates the whole of her sex. It was not that he felt any emotion akin to love for Irene Adler. All emotions, and that one particularly, were abhorrent to his cold, precise but admirably balanced mind. He was, I take it, the most perfect reasoning and observing machine that the world has seen, but as a lover he would have placed himself in a false position. He never spoke of the softer passions, save with a gibe and a sneer. They were admirable things for the observer — excellent for drawing the veil from men's motives and actions. But for the trained reasoner to admit such intrusions into his own delicate and finely adjusted temperament was to introduce a distracting factor which might throw a doubt upon all his mental results. Grit in a sensitive instrument, or a crack in one of his own high-power lenses, would not be more disturbing than a strong emotion in a nature such as his. And yet there was but one woman to him, and that woman was the late Irene Adler, of dubious and questionable memory."
-The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes
Sagittarius
November 23 - December 21
Our sincere condolences SIGN! Your day is going to be Hell as everything
burns to the ground around you! Good luck!
Todays light will be Haunting as the fall calibrations of fun and is full of whimsy.
Yesterday the moon was partial because it's being eaten by mice
but it will soon bring forth that with which you seek. Be sure to double check your lucky numbers.
Your night will be a night when The Swamp Hag has ditched you
on your date and left you with the very large bill.
The wind and the tress have whispered that your lucky numbers are to be 60, 33, 35, 55, 10, 39, 36!
A quote for your week.
“Reflection must be reserved for solitary hours; whenever she was alone, she gave way to it as the greatest relief; and not a day went by without a solitary walk, in which she might indulge in all the delight of unpleasant recollections.”
― Jane Austen
Capricorn
December 22 - January 20
You are going to have a relaxing day SIGN!
Todays light will be Sharp and sporky.
Pity be what pity is, such a shame that yesterdays Moon was wanting like the desert craves the rain!
Your night will be full of the fury of the ones that were left behind.
Little lucky numbers that are said to be 54, 30, 63, 82, 13, 84, 9
A quote for your week.
"Circumstantial evidence is a very tricky thing," answered Holmes thoughtfully. "It may seem to point very straight to one thing, but if you shift your own point of view a little, you may find it pointing in an equally uncompromising manner to something entirely different."
-The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes
Aquarius
January 21 - February 19
By the stars and their light! SIGN your day seems like Hell because you know you did the thing but you still will question yourself for the rest of the day is not going to be a nice relaxing one.
Todays light will be Waxed, smooth and silky.
Yesterday the invisable moon will soon bring forth that with which you seek. Be asleep.
Your night will be bountiful as the feast of the ancient on their day of naming.
Your lucky numbers are said to be 9, 92, 75, 17, 68, 69, 71. Better luck next time!
A quote for your week.
“One reason I’m still around to tell you these stories is because when I’m doing big things that are crazy, I try to play it safe with as much of the little stuff as I can. It’s worked so far, right? Of course, “It’s worked so far, right?” do pretty well as last words, so let’s not get cocky about it.”
― Steven Brust, Vallista
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