Greeting from the Blotters Blog Horrorscope.
May you have a week of affluence that is copiously full of opulence!
Please remember that this is all in good fun.
Pisces
February 20 - March 20
Such a rainy with a chance of puppies type of day that Pisces is going to have!
The gods will fight your enemies for you.
Todays light will be one that is devoured down to the last drop.
Looks like you Lucky Moon for yesterday was Waxed! Gnarly!
Your night will be missing like a shadow in the darkness of the forest of your soul.
The Sun and the Moon have whispered to thee, your lucky numbers
are said to be 31, 43, 82, 44, 99, 24, 95
Aries
March 21 - April 20
Oh what good luck! For Aries your day is going to be so fetch.
Todays light will be one that is spooky like the Not A Shadow.
Last nights moon was wanting like the desert craves the rain but now it is over.
Yes, it will probably happen again.
Your night will be wistful for a time when it can relax.
Be not afraid! For your lucky numbers are as follows!
64, 12, 86, 8, 9, 50, 44
Taurus
April 21 - May 21
By the stars and their light! Taurus your day that is full of the fury of
the ones that were left behind is going to be full of chaos!
Todays light will be one that is hell with the want of things you will never be able to forget.
The missing moon from yesterday will soon bring forth that with which you seek.
Be warned.
Your night will be harvested like the souls of the damned.
Whispers from the shadows are saying that
your lucky number are said to be 66, 78, 41, 97, 90, 35, 55
Gemini
May 22 - June 21
Oh what and absolute lack of luck! For Gemini your day is going to be less then fetch.
Todays light will be one that is flickering like a rave.
The moon is looking like it would have been MOON if not for the monkeys stealing it to use as a night light.
Your night will be shiny like a brand new copper penny.
Congratulations! Your lucky numbers are said to be 62, 51, 76, 91, 17, 50, 11
Cancer
June 22 - July 22
You are going to have a Hell while watching the world burn in a way that is satisfying to you type of day! So good luck with that and all it entails Cancer!
Todays light will be one that is spooky like the darkened cave under the waterfalls.
Last nights moon was missing like a shadow in the darkness of the forest of your soul so now it is time to make it everyone else's problem.
Your night will be Mysterious.
Better keep an eye out on the counter tonight! Your lucky numbers are said to be
Lucky numbers for you! 1, 16, 4, 8, 35, 82, 98
Leo
July 23 - August 22
The days go by but for today Leo your day is a day when The Swamp Hag was watching you.
Todays light will be one that is doubled like a pair of cat eyes.
The farmers market in the farther off town says that yesterdays Moon was Wanting!
Your night will be envy of a kitten taking a nap in the warm sunbeam.
Lucky numbers are such a tricky thing! Yet yours appear to be 12, 35, 31, 10, 7, 84, 62
Virgo
August 23 - September 23
Oh what luck! For Virgo your day is going to be so fetch.
Todays light will be one that is wistful like a gentle summer storm.
The New moon from yesterday will soon bring forth that with which you seek. Be worried.
Your night will be full of cheese.
The winds of luck have shined upon you!
Your lucky numbers are said to be 47, 74, 11, 50, 33, 91, 46
Libera
September 24- October 23
Congratulations Libra! Your day is looking like Hell will come for you another day!
Things couldn't be any better, right?
Todays light will be one that is hell with the want of things
you will never be able to complete.
Last nights moon was Doubled like a shot of espresso your friend just kicked back like it was water but wait!
There isn't anymore. Sorry about that.
Your night will be wistful.
Your lucky numbers are said to be 23, 59, 25, 7, 77, 30, 31
by the sky and the stars that soar in it.
Ophiuchus
November 29 - December 18
Our sincere condolences Ophiuchus! Your day is going to be one hell of a Spooky day!
Todays light will be one that is heaven like getting attention from your favorite pet.
Last nights moon was mysterious like the school lunches in tv shows weither you liked it or not.
Your night will be relaxing just like a happy cat in its favorite sunbeam.
Your lucky numbers are probably going to be 64, 59, 11, 23, 73, 56, 74
but who is to know for sure?
Scorpio
October 24 - November 22
You are going to have a Fearful day Scorpio!
Todays light will be one that is spooky like an evil Christmas Tree.
Yesterday the moon was stoned as one that has gazed upon Medusa without her permission and will soon bring forth that with which you seek. Be festive!
Your night will be partial because it's being eaten by mice.
You might not be very lucky today but your numbers are! 58, 93, 60, 21, 31, 85, 56
Sagittarius
November 23 - December 21
Congratulations Sagittarius! Your day is looking like it will be rainy with a chance of money? Well, things can't get possibly worse, right?
Todays light will be one that is famished like a starved dog.
The moon is looking like it would have been famished if not for
the sky dragon eating it yesterday.
Your night will be smooth like a new born booty.
But don't worry, your lucky numbers are said to be 48, 43, 44, 97, 9, 92, 39
Capricorn
December 22 - January 20
The goddess has granted Capricorn a day of full of geeking out! Do as you wish with this news.
Todays light will be one that is stoned like a 60's college student.
The moon is looking like it would have been empty and vacant like the eyes of a retail worker during the winter holidays if not for the mice that used all of their tiny ladders to reach it.
They said it was a delightful tasting cheese.
Your night will be haunting like the 'family friendly' book of
scary stories from your childhood.
The wind and the tress have whispered that
your lucky numbers are to be 27, 57, 97, 50, 26, 67, 71
Aquarius
January 21 - February 19
Our sincere condolences Aquarius! Your day is going to be a day swampy with many frogs!
Todays light will be one that is haunting like the melodies from your childhood.
Yesterday the lustful moon will soon bring forth that with which you seek.
Be sure to double check your lucky numbers.
Your night will be envious.
Look left! Look Right! And here arn't your lucky numbers a sight?
Your lucky numbers are said to be 65, 23, 45, 97, 57, 55, 69
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