Greeting from the Blotters Blog Horrorscope.
May you have a week of affluence that is copiously full of opulence!
Please remember that this is all in good fun.
Pisces
February 20 - March 20
Such a day that is rainy with a chance of puppies as the day that Pisces is going to have!
But it probably would have been a good idea to have stayed in bed.
Todays light will be one that is empty like the void in the empty ribcage that can be found in the woods.
Yesterday the willfully ignorant moon will soon bring forth that with which you seek. Be alive!
Your night will be relaxing just like a happy cat in its favorite sunbeam.
Lucky numbers for you!
66, 61, 44, 35, 54, 30, 92
A quote for your week.
"I am determined that only the deepest love will induce me into matrimony. So, I shall end an old maid, and teach your ten children to embroider cushions and play their instruments very ill.”
― Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
Aries
March 21 - April 20
Hmm, bit of a bad turn Aries. You are going to have a day full of the fury of the ages.
Todays light will be one that is bountiful like a bosom.
Last nights moon was happenstance and we think you were hoping for something better then that.
Your night will be famished because it needs sustenance.
The Sun and the Moon have whispered to thee, your lucky numbers are said to be
34, 59, 57, 64, 55, 81, 51
A quote for your week.
"If we do not know what we are doing, then it follows no one else does either; and, if no one knows what we are going to do, well then, why is someone so determined to stop us from doing it?”
― Steven Brust, The Phoenix Guards
Taurus
April 21 - May 21
By the stars and their light! Taurus your day will be Bountiful as the harvest moon is going to be an absolute nightmare!
Todays light will be one that is heaven like the first taste of your favorite meal.
Last nights moon was out of it's normal milk and was sad about it, so how fetch is that?
Your night will be blinking at you.
Look left! Look Right! And here arn't your lucky numbers a sight? Your lucky numbers are said to be
57, 56, 26, 84, 45, 48, 85
A quote for your week.
“Chaler, who had finished his ale, left the cup where it was, making no effort to procure more, indicating that he was capable of what the natural philosopher calls "learning behaviour," which turn of phrase pleases us so much that we cannot resist making use of it.”
― Steven Brust, Five Hundred Years After
Gemini
May 22 - June 21
Oh what terrible luck! For Gemini your day is going to be less then fetch.
Todays light will be one that is good like the decisions you haven't made.
Yesterday your moon had swung in on a low hanging vine and it is regretting it's actions.
Your night will be partial.
May these numbers find you lucky.
69, 59, 4, 35, 85, 70, 58
A quote for your week.
“It is well known…that the military historian is at his best when giving the names of field officers who fell in battle, and at his worst when attempting to explain the reason for the general officer to have made a certain decision at a certain time.”
― Steven Brust, The Paths of the Dead
Cancer
June 22 - July 22
Weep for Cancer! For their day is to be a day when The Swamp Hag has ditched you on your date and left you with the very large bill.
Todays light will be one that is relaxing like the warmth of a nice bath.
Yesterdays moon was full of the hokey-pokey. Better luck next time!
Your night will be full of cheese.
By the moons and by the seas! Your lucky numbers here they be!
2, 15, 37, 29, 88, 42, 74
A quote for your week.
"The funniest think about time is when it doesn't. In those moments when it loses itself, and becomes (as, perhaps, all things must) its opposite, it becomes a thing of even greater power than when it is in its old standard tear-down-the-mountains mood.”
― Steven Brust, Yendi
Leo
July 23 - August 22
Congratulations Leo! Your day is like it is going to be relaxing! Isn't that a gas?
Todays light will be one that is missing and listed on local milk boxes.
Bet you weren't expecting for your lucky moon for yesterday to be lost in translation? Lucky you!
Your night will be full of gas.
Hark! Your lucky numbers scream that they are here for you!
They scream that they are 54, 92, 11, 50, 69, 70, 3
A quote for your week.
"Makeup Artist: After every night Of entertaining The actors look into the glass. And I always hear The same complaining: Actor: Wrinkles on my face! How did this come to pass? Makeup Artist: They’re always blaming me Which is beastly For none of them can see That I am going through the lotions Trying all the creams Nothing ever works on them it seems. Actors always need To look their finest That is pretty much my goal. But makeup, it’s agreed, It causes dryness”
― Steven Brust, Lyorn
Virgo
August 23 - September 23
Oh dear, Virgo. Looks like your day is going to be Fearful? Such a shame.
Such a Foggy day Virgo is going to have! The gods cheer for you.
Todays light will be one that is hell like failed revenge.
Yesterday the ravenous & lustful moon will soon bring forth that with which you seek. Be festive!
Your night will be bountiful
Your lucky numbers are said to be . But you don't have to take our word for it.
85, 82, 74, 15, 95, 6, 91
A quote for your week.
“We are each of an unsocial, taciturn disposition, unwilling to speak, unless we expect to say something that will amaze the whole room, and be handed down to posterity with all the eclat of a proverb.”
― Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
Libera
September 24- October 23
Congratulations Libera! Your day is like it is going to terribly full of stress?
Well, things can't get possibly worse, right?
Todays light will be one that is cursing the elders.
Last nights moon was so-so but at least it is done and over. For now.
Your night will be haunting like the 'family friendly' book of scary stories from your childhood.
But don't worry, your lucky numbers are said to be
79, 6, 70, 11, 62, 52, 15
A quote for your week.
"There will be little rubs and disappointments everywhere, and we are all apt to expect too much; but then, if one scheme of happiness fails, human nature turns to another; if the first calculation is wrong, we make a second better: we find comfort somewhere.”
― Jane Austen, Mansfield Park
Ophiuchus
November 29 - December 18
Your day will be Good just as the unicorn farts in the forest.
Todays light will be one that is haunting as the fall calibrations of fun and is full of whimsy.
Beckoning, dancing and twirling under the stars and during your moon was lit night last night.
Your night will be smooth like a new born booty.
Your lucky numbers look to be
29, 39, 74, 2, 49, 17, 37
A quote for your week.
"That's what does it-- that moment where you think you're lost, and then discover that you're not, that you've never really left. There's something that happens in that incredible tiny no-time, and that something is like the revelation of learning.”
― Steven Brust, The Sun, the Moon, & the Stars
Scorpio
October 24 - November 22
You are going to have a Bad day! So good luck with that Scorpio!
Todays light will be one that is full of the fury of the ages.
Yesterday the grave moon will soon bring forth that with which you seek. Be full.
Your night will be stoned.
Congratulations! Your lucky numbers are said to be
82, 19, 35, 50, 60, 37, 91
A quote for your week.
“Mr. Bennet, how can you abuse your own children in such a way? You take delight in vexing me. You have no compassion for my poor nerves." "You mistake me, my dear. I have a high respect for your nerves. They are my old friends. I have heard you mention them with consideration these last twenty years at least.”
― Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
Sagittarius
November 23 - December 21
By the stars and their light! Sagittarius your day will be rainy with a chance of unicorns and is going to be a day to remember.
Todays light will be one that is heaven like getting attention from your favorite animal.
Pity be what pity is, such a shame that yesterdays Moon was snarling like a savage cat the never got enough treats when it was a kitten!
Your night will be wanting like the desert craves the rain.
But don't be afraid, your lucky numbers are said to be
47, 44, 40, 74, 79, 86, 16
A quote for your week.
“The tools are real. The viewer is real, you, the artist, is real and a part of everything you paint. You connect yourself to the viewer by sharing something that is inside of you that connects with something inside of him. All you have as your guide is that you know what moves you. All you have to do it with is a brush, some chemical and canvas, and technique.”
― Steven Brust
Capricorn
December 22 - January 20
Oh what lucky luck! For Capricorn your day is going to be so fetch.
Todays light will be one that is spooky like an abandoned brutalist building
that is slowly being taken back by nature.
The moon is looking like it would have been well fed and jolly if not for the monkeys stealing it to use as a night light.
Your night will be blinking like a it has a faulty connection.
You might not be very lucky today but your numbers are!
43, 22, 89, 74, 38, 31, 78
A quote for your week.
"I am only resolved to act in that manner, which will, in my own opinion, constitute my happiness, without reference to you, or to any person so wholly unconnected with me.”
― Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
Aquarius
January 21 - February 19
The days go by but for today Aquarius your day is stagnant.
Todays light will be one that is hell with the want of things you will never be able to forgive.
Pity that yesterdays Moon was eaten by squirrels!
Your night will be doubled like a shot of espresso your friend just kicked back like it was water.
Here, have these LUCKY as they have been bequeathed unto you.
50, 60, 44, 12, 42, 67, 56
A quote for your week.
"I have already explained to you that what is out of the common is usually a guide rather than a hindrance. In solving a problem of this sort, the grand thing is to be able to reason backward. That is a very useful accomplishment, and a very easy one, but people do not practice it much. In the everyday affairs of life it is more useful to reason forward, and so the other comes to be neglected. There are fifty who can reason synthetically for one who can reason analytically."
- A Study in Scarlet a Sherlock Holmes novel
